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Just released! ROWENA AND THE DARK LORD (Land’s End series, book 2)

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Just released! ROWENA AND THE DARK LORD (Land’s End series, book 2)

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Excerpt from ROWENA AND THE DARK LORD, book 2 in the Land’s End fantasy series:

Chapter 21

It quickly became apparent that Howard was not a natural horseman. In fact, it was also obvious that Howard was not exactly a guy’s guy, if you know what I mean. I began to wonder if that’s why Richard chose him to accompany me. No competition.

At the same time, I was coming to a conclusion about who was going to keep whom safe. Let me give you a picture.

Hour One into the ride:

“Can we stop now? My backside is sore,” Howard whined.

“Let’s wait until we get to the river,” I said.

Hour Two into the ride:

Moan. “I’ve got to go.”

I pulled up. “Okay, we’ll break here.”

We both swung off our horses. Howard caught his foot in the stirrup and landed on his back.

“Ow, ow!” he cried.

I walked over and extricated his foot.

“Have you ever ridden before, Howard?”

“Once or twice.”

I was beginning to get a very bad feeling.

“Did you volunteer for this job?”

“Yes.” He was now relieving himself off to my right.

Why?” My voice was perhaps a little harsh.

“To get out of fighting, of course. Everyone says there’s going to be a big battle. It seemed like a good time to leave the castle.”

I rolled my eyes. So now I had a complete newbie horse dude who was also a coward to look after on this trip. Howard the Coward. Lucky me.

“Can we sit for a bit? I’m exhausted.” He plunked down on the grass. Then he sprang up again.

“Ow! Ow! Ow!” He ran around in circles.

“What is it?” I watched in amazement.

“A bee! I sat on a bee.”

Hoo boy. This was going to be a long ride.

“Are you sure it’s a bee?” I said, crossing my arms. “Maybe it was a wasp.”

“Does it matter?” He was jumping up and down.

“Well, if it’s a wasp, you’re okay. If it’s a bee, the stinger will still be stuck in you. So when you sit down again…”

“Ahhh!! Take it out! Get it out!” He lifted his tunic and bent over.

Ick.

I turned away. “I am so not doing that.”

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ROWENA AND THE DARK LORD, book 2 in the Land’s End series, is NOW AVAILABLE at the special introductory price of .99! (regular price $3.99, after May 1.) Buy Link:

http://www.amazon.com/Rowena-Dark-Lord-Lands-ebook/dp/B00CIZZS70/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1367004079&sr=8-3&keywords=rowena+and+the+dark+lord

And the one that started it all: ROWENA THROUGH THE WALL, book 1 in the Land’s End series

http://www.amazon.com/Rowena-Through-Wall-Expanded-ebook/dp/B007B4Q868/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1367012382&sr=1-3